be still, my beating heart


stunningpicture:

Kids can be creepy as hell. When asked about it my 6-year old niece told me they were trying to bring the Mommy back to life


bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son



shaketheweightofliving:

Vampire Weekend - Finger Back.

I didn’t realize how morbid that line is until just now and I’ve been singing along every day


pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues



"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."

—One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)

worldofbulldog:

WorldofBulldog


Felipe Escobar Bravo
cubone
doduo
diglett
ghastly


joshua’s jacket smells so good he better not be expecting it back >:)









CREDIT