Kids can be creepy as hell. When asked about it my 6-year old niece told me they were trying to bring the Mommy back to life
Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
Vampire Weekend - Finger Back.
I didn’t realize how morbid that line is until just now and I’ve been singing along every day
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues